But what exactly were people desperate to play on their new PS3? I was at the March 2006 UK launch, somewhere in London, probably in a store that no longer exists and is now a Greggs. While there we interviewed the now Stadia-failer Phil Harrison – who is essentially a giant. I’d never spoken to a man so intimidatingly large before. Phil, as big a deal as he was in his PlayStation days (lots of ducks, etc) was not my highlight of the evening. Oh no. It was the public. More specifically, the actual batshit reasons some of them were buying a new PS3 a billion pounds.
One person, a young man with a pencil-thin moustache, quite enthusiastically told me: “Sonic.” This took me by great surprise, so much so that I almost laughed for the first time since BBC2 comedy show “Fist of Fun” aired in 1995. But I digress. This person was queueing for hours in order to spend £425 (plus the price of the game) to play a utterly terrible Sonic game, which everyone knew was terrible as it had been released on the Xbox 360 the previous year.
A lot of people in the queue couldn’t even name a single game they were buying, simply saying something about Blu-ray and FIFA – although the first FIFA on PS3 was some six months away from releasing. No bother.
Ridge Racer 7 was right there, at launch. But no, of course no one mentioned it. However, of all the reasons I was told as to why people were buying a PS3 at launch, one took the crown as the most bizarre, nonsensical bit of accounting I’d ever heard.
“Yeah, I worked out that I can save the money I was going to spend on a laptop by just buying a PS3,” a man told me. “I’ll do all my work on the PS3. Just need to plug in a keyboard. Got a printer ready to go,” he added. I nodded politely and walked away.
To my knowledge, no wordprocessor of any form was released for the PS3 (not unless you got Linux installed on it). I hope you installed Linux and worked your little heart off, man. I really do.
Anyway. Welcome to VG247’s The Best Games Ever Podcast: Ep.21 - The best dead game you’d buy a console for if it came back.
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The best game dead game you’d buy a console for if it came back
This is the topic of Episode twenty-one of VG247’s Best Games Ever Podcast. Here’s a rundown of who picked what.
Tom - Ridge Racer
Is there another game series that screams launch title more than Ridge Racer? It was not only a launch game for the original PlayStation; it was THE launch game for the original PlayStation. It proved what that console could do and sold an entire generation on the new console in a market that had been dominated by SEGA and Nintendo.
Alex – Time Crisis
I’ve picked Time Crisis, but I have to level with you: this pick is really all about a whole genre, which is home ports of light gun arcade shooters. These things have been around since the days of the NES and Duck Hunt, and entered a sort of heyday during the PS1 and PS2 eras, but then in the PS3 era it seemed to die out. For my money, it also died out through no fault of its own. Light gun games were the victim of a range of circumstances. For a start, they’re incompatible with modern LCD and LED flat-screen displays without a whole truck-load of cumbersome sensors - which is how Time Crisis 4 shipped on PS3. I’d also wager that the genre suffered as a result of the great Guitar Hero crash - that is, the period when, after years of plastic guitars, drums, fitness boards, skateboards, and even Wii Remote enclosures in the shape of guns to play crappy-feeling pointer-based shooters, people just got bored of buying plastic tat. All of that stuff went down the pan, and took Light Guns down with it. But the time is now for their return. A technical solution has been created for the hardware incompatibility problem, and there are many thirty-somethings with huge light gun nostalgia. I’d buy any machine that managed to get a new Time Crisis, Point Blank, Virtua Cop, or even just remasters of the classic games. I’d pay a king’s random.
Connor – Def Jam
Look, let’s not mess around here. Def Jam was only really good once. However, it was damn good with Def jam: Fight for NY. It was the full package, a wild idea pulled off perfectly. Sure it’s a bit dated but it’s old as heck, man. That’s why if they made a new one, with a new cast of modern artists, updated gameplay, and the same slick style I’d buy a whole new console quicker than you could throw Snoop Dogg out of a three story window. I’d even buy a Nintendo Console. Makes it even worse, more so than the other good suggestions, is that every now and again some guy on the official Def Jam Twitter account will post something like “Hey, where would you like the next Def Jam game to be set, Chicago or Philly?” They’ve done this like 10 times now. It’s gone from raising hype to rubbing it in our faces. Make a new one, please. Come back in a week for another episode of VG247’s Best Games Ever Podcast.
